On The Bro'd

Every sentence of Jack Kerouac's On The Road,  retold for bros.

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62 - Car Surfing and Shotgunning

I bought a Bloomin’ Onion for each of them; they were grateful as fuck. The RV was ready to roll. It was getting on midnight now, and we were grade-A hammed. Mississippi Derek, who’d done more crazy shit on the road than any motherfuckers, said we should all go up on the roof and car surf. In this manner, standing on top the RV going balls-out down the highway, we had the most fucking raw time as the air grew ice-cold and froze our Nattys on the spot. The stars seemed brighter the more we shotgunned brews. We were in Wyoming now. Surfing the RV, I stared straight into my iPhone, glorying in the Facebook posts I was making, in how hard I rocked it since gayass Toledo after all, and tingling with kicks at the thought of the shit ahead of me in Denver— whatever, whatever the shit it would be.

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